The sons-in-law like to F with me. It's OK. I got it. I'm leaving everything to charity.

I ran into Nick Turturro at a party. What did we talk about? Yankees. What else is new.

Funny Bone - Orlando, FL – July 9

It feels like the airlines take us "hostage" with small seats, etc. But this is ridiculous.

You can take the boy out of the man but you can't take the man out of the boy. Wait. What???

JULY 15 - ALLEGRIA HOTEL - LONG BEACH - LONG ISLAND - SUN AND FUN!!

City Winery – NYC – August 1

Thanks Florida. You never let me down.

DEAD CROW COMEDY ROOM – WILMINGTON, NC – AUGUST 28-29

When the weather warms up, the nosybodies come out

That was some hit!!!

I actually love the Meet and Greets. Especially when lines go out the door! Orlando!!

Scottish people need to face up to their problems. See what I did there!

When idiots have constipation

My homage to Ray Liotta. I loved him.