1. Now that I'm older, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory isn't as sharp as it used to be. 2. What do an old person's teeth and the stars have in common? Answer: They both come ...

Like the guy who refers to “my current wife,” the title of “Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage” is pretty funny in a backhanded kind of way. But hardcore grammarians might raise a point: If Georgie and ...