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Whether you’re looking for funny quotes to make a point, enliven a presentation, give a toast, or just for your own amusement, you’ve come to the right place. Reader’s Digest has been collecting funny ...

Hold on to your dark helmets! Now that a sequel is in the works, let's revel in the funniest "Spaceballs" quotes from the original flick. Are you a Mickey Mouse fan? If so, check out these fun Mickey ...

Drivers, those beloved highway message signs with trendy and catchy sayings about road safety will soon disappear from Delaware highways thanks to a federal ban. Have you ever read a road sign and ...

Sprinkle some festive fun into the holiday season with giggle-worthy sayings. Work funny Christmas sayings into your Christmas cards and your holiday gatherings to increase everyone's joyfulness. The ...