Two Mexican national team legends, two elite talents who’ve played for top clubs worldwide, two lethal goalscorers, two rival MLS teams, one city: Welcome to the Carlos Vela and Chicharito show in LA.

There is nothing worse than a failed Panenka. The only thing worse, actually, is a failed Panenka deep into stoppage time of a tie game that your team really needs to win to reach the playoffs. Javier ...